Calling all trench monkeys, starting next week, we will be running a Warhawk Competition open to 32 Three Speech users. There will be two preliminary sessions of 16 people with a final featuring the top four from each group, thus eight in total.
Listen closely as this is about to get detailed.
The first preliminary session will take place on Monday December 10 at 5pm (GMT) and will be made up of three games. The first two will be 10 minute warm ups - death matches. The third game will be a 15 minute dogfight to ensure it’s a level playing field. The top four players from the dogfight will proceed to the final.
The second preliminary session will take place on Wednesday December 12, also at 5pm (GMT) and will be in the same format as the first preliminary session.
The final will take place on Friday December 14, again at 5pm (GMT), with eight finalists. There will be one 10 minute warm up game which will be a free for all. The final game to decide the first, second and third places will be a 20 minute dogfight.
The games need to start at 5pm (GMT) to ensure we can monitor the winners of each round. The password will only be given out to the 16 people playing in each game and we will need everybody’s PSN ID so that we can verify the correct people are playing. Players can only take part on their allocated day.
To take part please make sure you will be available to play at 5pm (GMT) on all days and mail us at [email protected] with your name and PSN ID, so we can confirm your place in the respective game and send you the password.
The first, second and third place winners will receive a rather nice Warhawk trophy.


would this be a reason to make us go and buy the new levels!!!!
How much will it cost for these updates BTW ???
$4 like the USA ?
after the debacle on initial release and the BAD QA testing it went thru… I dont think many people will buy it unless they are hippocrites (yes i cannot spell).
Comment by komp — Dec 5, 2007 @ 1:27 pm
Wish I had WarHawk. Wish I could open the PS3 present before January.
Comment by Savage — Dec 5, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
I wud, but on 1 of the days it’s my birthday and i dont intend on play warhawk when i cud b gettin laid.
Comment by E-ROLE — Dec 5, 2007 @ 1:45 pm
E-Role, do you get laid every birthday? Is that some sort of direct debit arrangement?
PS. Video of the new drop-ship can be eye-balled
HERE.
Comment by Savage — Dec 5, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
I’m tempted….i’ll surely get my arse handed to me 5 times over - but what the hell, no harm in trying.
Comment by JohnSketch — Dec 5, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
Weekday 5pm games? Aimed at the unemployed then.
Comment by dose — Dec 5, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
What kind of stupid timeslop is that !!, are you making sure you catch the kids home from school ? how about a later heat for those of us who actually work for a living.
Comment by FreakerUK — Dec 5, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
I’ll prolly get whooped but what the hell it sounds like a laugh to play against other three speechers. I’d best check with the missus that I can make it first - I’m supposed to be on paternity leave that week
Comment by reakt — Dec 5, 2007 @ 3:01 pm
@reakt
You just *HAD* to get her knocked up didn’t you
Comment by JohnSketch — Dec 5, 2007 @ 3:25 pm
:)
Comment by reakt — Dec 5, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
Well we know for a fact that reakt got laid, we still need to determine how E-ROLE gets laid every birthday. I’m sure loads of people woundn’t mind that sort of regular action. Well maybe more frequently than once a year.
Comment by Savage — Dec 5, 2007 @ 4:25 pm
Oh why at 5pm. Still I guess it’s a nice thing for kids, students, layabouts and any playstation playing OAPS
Comment by John — Dec 5, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
There’s a joke about calling willies the same name as a now well known teddy bear, and being punished by giving it forty lashes, but I can’t imagine that it’s the place to tell it, or even that it applies to E-ROLE. Ha ha ha!
Comment by LordOfRuin — Dec 5, 2007 @ 5:13 pm
Well us gamers are right studs these days. None of that sittin in a dark room for days on end tryin to make our own games on C64s.Lol. Now, I think, games have been accepted into the main stream alot more than people think. Take a look at the quality and quantity of game advertisments scattered on the internet and accross our major cities. Times are changing peeps, maybe only slowly and maybe not enough, but it’s still enough change for the great news, that most peeps of the female persuasion can enjoy a good natter about games and actualy find us “geeks”, “nerds” or what ever attractive. One final point is that girls are sooo much better than men at games. fact. (especialy at Tekken where I just cant win aginst that GLwitch) L8rs!
Comment by E-ROLE — Dec 5, 2007 @ 5:34 pm
Ooooh, one more thing, I only said about gettin laid as a joke. dnt think it’s sum kind on annual event. Im lukin a u Savage
Comment by E-ROLE — Dec 5, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
i will get trash , does anybody know how i can shake off those missile correctly . keeps getting shot down .
Comment by SSCOOLCHEA — Dec 5, 2007 @ 5:52 pm
Im up for it. I work shifts on an IT help desk so will be avaliable for the games (apart from Wednesday which I’ll be on lates until 7pm).
As long as Im in the Monday game rather than Wednesday… I’ll get cained at Warhawk I reckon anyway.
Comment by elephant.stone — Dec 5, 2007 @ 6:11 pm
I would love to do it, but I’m busy on the Wednesday. Ugh.
Do one sometime next year, Three Speech, and I’ll happily enter. Not to toot my own trumpet, (which is ironically what I’ll be doing next Wednesday), but I’m pretty good. Especially at Dogfights. I’m usually always #1 when I play.
Comment by Heartsbane — Dec 5, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
Yeah! Sure count me in I havent played Warhawk in a while sounds like a good way to get back into it
Comment by DJ_TurdBurglar — Dec 5, 2007 @ 8:42 pm
Lets do it!!!
Comment by Chris — Dec 5, 2007 @ 9:28 pm
By the way how do I become a three speech user?
Comment by Chris — Dec 5, 2007 @ 9:29 pm
Lets hope Threespeech actually give out the prizes this time.
Comments going around on other forums, about hey they stiched competition winners over, with the Home Beta competition…
Not that suprised,we are dealing with marketing gutter-life.
Comment by Mark Gillespie — Dec 5, 2007 @ 9:34 pm
5pm…. oh well.
Comment by King Ownage — Dec 5, 2007 @ 10:59 pm
ThreeSpeech answer my email *hypnotises you all*
Or is it the fact i’m using my CS2….. account?
Comment by JohnSketch — Dec 5, 2007 @ 11:10 pm
Would love to play, but don’t even finish work until after then !
(
Comment by englishpunk — Dec 6, 2007 @ 12:40 am
Hmm.. 5pm GMT… so that’d make it about 3am here in Australia. Maybe I’d have a better chance of winning when half-asleep.. ’cause my fully awake playing isn’t that great
Comment by Rick — Dec 6, 2007 @ 1:09 am
That’s awesome-tackular!!! So, what exactly do we win for being the BEST warhawk-nerd,……CUZ I”LL TAKE YOU *ALL!!!!!! muahahaha
Comment by eddieperry3 — Dec 6, 2007 @ 1:16 am
Why 5pm??
What about the majority that actually work.
Comment by Nosbod — Dec 6, 2007 @ 8:12 am
Nooooo - even if I book out the work training room and haul PS3 in each day, can’t do wednesday - I REALLY wanted to go for this too…. whats wrong with 7/8 pm when many more people can make it…
Comment by Mr Jimmy — Dec 6, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
@ All - Big response on this. Thanks people. Should be a whole lot of fun.
Comment by Three Speech — Dec 6, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
I could make the second preliminary as I’m off that day but not 100% sure if I could make it home from work in time for the Final. 5pm is a silly time to have it when the majority of those interested work 9-5 day jobs.
Comment by Sion Walter Mowbray — Dec 6, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
@31 I work 8-6 mon-fri !!!
Just so happens next week i’m working 8-430
Comment by JohnSketch — Dec 6, 2007 @ 4:13 pm
this discriminates against people who actually work for a living.
Comment by mobiletone — Dec 6, 2007 @ 7:23 pm
@ All - Passwords being sent out today for the comp. Cheers, TS.
Comment by Three Speech — Dec 7, 2007 @ 12:26 pm
I got mine, thanks. I’m playing in game 2 on wednesday. Yay. Who am I up against?
Comment by LordOfRuin — Dec 7, 2007 @ 3:59 pm
i would like 2 enter the competition i think im good enough 2 beat any 1 considering i spend most of my free time playing warhawk
Comment by bobby — Dec 8, 2007 @ 1:51 am
PSN id: ryuuk
@Three Speech
Can you please tell us how many people are in. I signed up but not sure if theres still spots open…please respond
Comment by Michael M. — Dec 9, 2007 @ 12:24 am
Hey there ThreeSpeech, in advance of the competition games, could you let us know what your server is called, or are we simply looking for ?
Comment by LordOfRuin — Dec 10, 2007 @ 9:11 am
Hey all - I have just emailed all those in the game tonight double-confirming the details so please check your emails. Cheers, TS.
Comment by Three Speech — Dec 10, 2007 @ 11:38 am
Is there some way of knowing which game you’re signed up for?
Comment by Jetamo — Dec 10, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
Jetamo, you should have or you’ll get an email from ThreeSpeech with your match date, time, and details.
I can’t wait. I hope I don’t have an off moment. Once in “the zone”, I’m brill, however, it can sometimes take a few mugs of tea, and an hour of dying before that stage. Oh dear. I’d best be practicing then aye?
Comment by LordOfRuin — Dec 10, 2007 @ 4:11 pm
@ All Participants - The server name is ThreeSpeech. No gap. P.
Comment by Three Speech — Dec 10, 2007 @ 4:16 pm
I cry….myself(ragingwhisky) was all lonely today on warhawk
Comment by JohnSketch — Dec 10, 2007 @ 8:58 pm
SOooooo, how’d it go yesterday?
Comment by LordOfRuin — Dec 11, 2007 @ 10:13 am
Poor!
Half the folks didn’t turn up/couldn’t find the server/can’t touch their toes.
Did have a good piss about for an hour with the folk that did make it but otherwise poor.
:(
Comment by JohnSketch — Dec 11, 2007 @ 11:42 am
Oh! Pant’s. Well, it just increases the chances that you’ll do well. Yes? Ha ha!
Comment by LordOfRuin — Dec 11, 2007 @ 12:38 pm
Oh no! I just got an email telling me that the competition has been cancelled due to no-shows ruining everything. WTF? ThreeSpeech, I know you don’t want to name and shame, but I think they should be. Oh well.
So, my congratulations to those who played, and a manly shoulder punch to the winner. Well done who ever you were.
ThreeSpeech, why not leave the ThreeSpeech server running for a bit so we can have a play with each other (ooer!)?
Comment by LordOfRuin — Dec 11, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
I’ll happily play with folk!
Comment by JohnSketch — Dec 11, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
Just realised what i wrote…..eugh that’s perverted…*hangs head in shame*
Comment by JohnSketch — Dec 11, 2007 @ 3:03 pm
@ LordofRuin - We are thinking of leaving a server running for a bit it’s just that if it goes down we can’t do anything about it unless it’s in office hours.
@ JohnSketch - Check your email! TS.
Comment by Three Speech — Dec 11, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
@ThreeSpeech
Seriously can’t thank you enough, made me smile when I read that email from P.B., thankyou really
*gives you a giant bucket of drool*
Worth its weight in gold!
Comment by JohnSketch — Dec 12, 2007 @ 8:49 am
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