1: not quite that many games at launch, thank grud for Motorstorm and Resisance:Fall of Man
2: you would want to touch the 20Gb with anyones after they dropped the backwards compatability
3: Phil Harrison will be executed before the audience of the 2007 Tokyo Games Show
4: ROFL, it was indeed a tech demo really, but no worries, we are looking forwards to GT5 in ‘early 09′
5: the PS3 web browser has tobe the slowest thing on the planet for net surfing, somethign they need to sort out.
6: Mr Harrison was then stuffed after the Tokyo Games Show and mounted in the Tate Modern.
7: on launch day in the UK queues of gamers waited in the rain against the doctors advice about the healing of their kidney removal scars.
8: Sony scrapped the storecards idead an had every ps3 user implanted with a transponder chip instead that caused violent electric shock when they tried to download from a store outside their region.
9: and none of them of much use.
10: some of these titles didn’t come out until a year or so after the launch, some were rated worst games ever, and one flew high above the rest to be possible the most fun you can have with your pants on ever. i’d suggest buying shares in the company that makes Warhawk if i was you.

ok, must go now before a paradox forms and mr sketch notices i have stolen all his cookies..